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    goddamnvideostoreclerkguy reblogged cptheavyduty

    coolstoryno:

    purelyawkward:

    insert-awesome-title-here:

    jensensparkles:

    adrimnzr:

    ruffalowildwings:

    lilcalcifer:

    we found love in a mildly disappointing place

    now you’re just somebody that i know by first name

    tonight, we are average age

    i walk this fairly populated road

    carry on my adequately well-adjusted son

    translucent paradise 

    What is average age

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      goddamnvideostoreclerkguy reblogged niccagescollectionofbuttplugs

      juliettburke:

      top 10 lost characters as voted by my followers

      08. Ben Linus

      Source: juliettburke
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        hitlersaurus reblogged izisfat
        Source: deleteyourlife
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          pugmudgeon reblogged animeds7

          teenytigress:

          SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

          Source: teenytigress
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            bigstupidbaby

            my dad used to invite all the Christians and Jehovah’s witnesses who came to our door inside and keep offering them beers and talk about their religion with them for hours and i’d always wake up in the night to get water and find like all these random drunk Christians in my house and i only just realized how fucking weird that was

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              tylerknott

              Typewriter Series #409 by Tyler Knott Gregson

              Source: tylerknott.com
              #Typewriter Series #Tyler Knott Gregson #Poetry #Poem #Lit #Art
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                ihopeugetcrocs4xmas reblogged this

                thorki:

                thorki:

                I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

                im going to pass this post down to my children and my children’s children

                Source: thorki
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                  ihopeugetcrocs4xmas reblogged orgasmic-humor

                  my internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

                  I just can’t esc

                  i’m sick of this shift

                  Source: depressionkills-theinnocentmind
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                    ihopeugetcrocs4xmas reblogged crrocs

                    kanyewestevil:

                    daddyfuckedme:

                    i want to deactivate my facebook but i don’t want to be that weirdo without a facebook 

                    oh yes deactivating facebook would be the reason you’re a weirdo not ur url

                    Source: daddyfuckedme
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                      ihopeugetcrocs4xmas reblogged liar-monster-deceiver-disgrace

                      instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins 

                      Source: thehardestmistakes
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