we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
translucent paradise
What is average age
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pugmudgeon reblogged animeds7
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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my dad used to invite all the Christians and Jehovah’s witnesses who came to our door inside and keep offering them beers and talk about their religion with them for hours and i’d always wake up in the night to get water and find like all these random drunk Christians in my house and i only just realized how fucking weird that was
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my internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
I just can’t esc
i’m sick of this shift
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i want to deactivate my facebook but i don’t want to be that weirdo without a facebook
oh yes deactivating facebook would be the reason you’re a weirdo not ur url
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